Courting Disaster by Brad J. Guigar - 2013-06-07

strip for June / 07 / 2013

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POLL: Two girlfriends

Friday, June 07, 2013 - 09:01 AM


A reader writes...

My ex girlfriend who I love very much recently came back to the states wishing to get back together, however I already had a new girlfriend. So she offered my current girlfriend a "sharing" relationship, and she agreed. So my question is this, should I be OK with having two girlfriends?
POLL: Should he be OK with this?
 
23% (480) Google "humblebrag." We'll wait here.
 
4% (84) Two sets of holiday presents? Two birthdays to remember? Two PMS schedules? Dude... are you nuts?!
 
44% (906) Seriously. You know this ends badly, right? Sooner or later, you're going to prefer one over the other, and then the sparks will fly.
 
8% (185) Man up and make a choice.
 
19% (403) Threesome!
2058 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)

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POLL: Family outing

Friday, May 10, 2013 - 12:00 AM


A reader writes...
I recently walked in on my sister making out wih another girl. She asked me not to tell our mother or her boyfriend of several years as she isn't ready to come out of the closet yet. Should I make her come out of the closet and be honest with herself -- or keep quiet?
POLL: Should she "out" her sister?
 
3% (73) Yes. It's time for her sister to be honest with herself.
 
33% (657) No. Your sister will come out when *she* is ready.
 
62% (1222) Speaking of being honest with yourself... you might ask yourself why you feel the pressing need to do this to your sister.
1952 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)

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POLL: Adding up

Friday, April 26, 2013 - 12:00 AM


A reader writes...

So here's the deal: I am a college freshman, and for some freak reason I ended up sleeping with my math tutor. She is in her 40s and very attractive for her age. I'm not sure I really want to talk to her ever again, but at the same time I still need the help in math. What do I do?
POLL: What should he do?
 
31% (473) This woman can teach you a lot more than math. See her again. And take notes.
 
20% (302) This is an inappropriate relationship. Find a less "hands-on" instructor.
 
8% (131) See her again, but set the ground rules. No more funny business.
 
28% (419) I doubt she's looking for much of a relationship here. Relax.
 
10% (161) You didn't sleep with her for a "freakish" reason. You're into cougars. Cool.
1486 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)

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POLL: Act Your Age!

Friday, April 19, 2013 - 12:00 AM

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A reader writes...

My parents are way too sexually open!

They openly flirt and make innuendoes while other people (including me) are in the room, and they certainly aren't shy about public displays of affection. I can hear them -- ugh -- doing the deed the next two rooms over at night, and they do that like three times a week.

How do I bring up that they need to control themselves?
POLL: How do I talk to my parents about their behavior?
 
78% (1283) You don't. You should be thankful that your parents have a happy, healthy relationship. Get some headphones and get over yourself.
 
4% (68) Tape them and play it at the breakfast table.
 
13% (219) Bring it up tactfully and privately -- with both of them at the same time.
 
0% (5) Barge in on them a few times. They'll get the picture.
 
0% (9) Roll your eyes and sigh loudly. That always does the trick.
 
2% (45) What are they? Like, over thirty by now? Their body parts couldn't possibly remain operational for that much longer.
1629 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)

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POLL: "I don't like him like that"

Friday, April 12, 2013 - 10:22 AM


A reader writes...

Okay so I'm friends with my best friend's boyfriend. I like him as a friend because we have a lot in common. They broke up a week ago. We've been texting, and he asked me out. I don't like him like that, and now he's constantly texting me and freaks out if I don't text him back, every five minutes! He's driving me crazy, and I don't know what to say to him to get him to leave me alone. I want him as my friend but I don't know how to let him down and tell him he's freaking me out. What should I do? How do I get him to stop bothering me 24/7?
POLL: How should she tell him?
 
85% (1165) Tell him to his face, and in direct terms. Otherwise, he's just gonna hear what he wants to hear.
 
2% (30) He'll get the hint sooner or later. Just respond to the texts you want to respond to and ignore the rest.
 
7% (98) Freeze him out completely. No contact. No replies.
 
2% (39) Maybe you ought think about giving him a chance
 
2% (30) Change your phone number. And maybe your address.
1362 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)

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POLL: It Had To Be You

Friday, April 05, 2013 - 12:00 AM

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A reader writes...

So the other night me and my best friend were celebrating my promotion at a bar. We ended up celebrating a bit too much, and we wound up in bed together.

My problem is this: She's a lesbian, and when I asked her how she was dealing with the fact she slept with a guy, she responded, "as long as it was you, I'm fine."

Is she interested in me?
POLL: Is she interested in me?
 
13% (212) She is. Give her some time to process this, and you might have a new girlfriend.
 
47% (747) Love? No. But you might be in for a booty call every now and then.
 
21% (340) No. She was drunk and made a mistake. Don't push it.
 
13% (206) Maybe she's bisexual. This relationship has serious threesome potential!
 
4% (70) Who cares?! Ask her if she has any lesbian friends who feel the same way!
1575 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)

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POLL: Big problems

Friday, March 22, 2013 - 12:00 AM

A reader writes...

I am in quite a pickle in relation to my sex life. I have this girlfriend, that I love, and she is twice my weight, at 300 pounds. I find this quite attractive, in my own opinion. The problem is the sex. For some reason, I keep having trouble getting it in. What should I do?
POLL: What should he do?
 
26% (420) You can do a lot more than that in bed... do some experimenting.
 
63% (1006) You need to explore other positions.
 
3% (57) Find a smaller girlfriend
 
6% (97) Convince your sweetie to lose just a few pounds
1580 people have voted in this poll. (This poll is not active.)

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